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(By ClickingOn Shelly-The-Giant-Clam (above),
I CERTIFY that I am of Legal Virtual Drinking Age.)
Coming Soon...!
Shelly's Dive's ~
~ will capture YOUR soggy binge for Posterity...!
( or - Blackmail...? ) 
Ready to RUMBLE Ringside...?
If "piscine pugilism" has got YOU hooked,
Spiney ~ & ~ Snagg
have got YOUR TICKET to The On-Deck Action..!
Shelley for a spifflicating splash...
( Lore Galore )   ( YoYo Return )
at the
current Time-O-Day
Indexed for "Exoti-Cadets" -
Dive In...!
Yar Booty or scurvy Swag?
You decide, Matey...!
Contact Trader Lymin,
if Ye've a mind to...
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