YoYo Island - Blighter's Tradin' Post

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~ YoYo Island's Twilight Jungle Cruise: ~

"(Our Motto:) Guac N Chips Now"

14" Diameter Collectible Metal Sign

Bo'sun Blighter's cryptic message, scrawled on the stone walls outside the temple of Dim Watt, may remain a mystery to some..., but not to those who've taken "YoYo Island's Twilight Jungle Cruise"! Anyone with an appetite for adventure will feel the kindred call of The Dillard's Delivery Guy, when he accepts The Mission, and things get cooking. ("The hot-sauce... The hot-sauce...")

Solid 24-gauge Steel, pre-drilled and ready to hang; Make it Your Mission to acquire one!

~ "Isn't There An ISLAND*" ~

15oz. Libation Mug

"Isn't There An Island -- *For People Like You"...? Now there's an adventurelicious Libation Mug that answers the question Exotica fans the world over are asking, and The Answer is -- Aye, Maties! -- YoYo Island Ahoy...!

~ "Charrr, Maties!"~

15 oz. Libation Mug

So -- ‘tis a right Barrrrrrrr-B-Que enthusiast ye be, be ye…?Ah!, why not salute the kindlin’ o’er yer next saucy soiree in wicked-fun boucanier-style, with our intentionally-overdone “ChARRRRR, Maties!” Large Libation Mug! T’will brighten even the blackest hearts, whilst they be a-blackening what’ere rowdy rub they’ve put to the Coals…! s

(NOTE: This Product will hold alcohol. Alcohol is flammable. Blackbeards of all stripes are reminded to mind their keel whilst sailing their comestibles over their combustibles...)

~ "Twilight Jungle Cruise" ~

Libation Mug

"The Cruise" is always more fun with your favorite libation onboard,especially in our deliciously exciting Twilight Jungle Cruise Mug...! Add a Splash of Adventure to your Morning Cuppa' and / or your Yard-Arm Salute...!

~ "JoeMojo" ~

Libation Mug

YoYo Island's "Round-the-Clockers" know when to Wake Up and “Spell” the Coffee – and there's no Mojo better than JOEMOJO -- when it comes to getting the ol' eyes open, come YoYo Day (or whenever) -- So get your own steamin' cuppa JoeMojo to help pry those lazy lids apart when Adventure calls...!

(NOTE: Some Shrunken Heads may require more than one serving for noticeable effect.)

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~ "Lilava-the-Mermaid" ~

24" x 16" Collectible Laser-cut Metal Sign

There's always something cool and wet on the bar, down at Shelly's Dive -- and here's what hangs above it! Lovely mermaid 'Lilava Lampoonea', mysterious and alluring spirit of tiny Tee'nii H'ai, was caught -- but only briefly -- to provide her peculiar portrait for Shelly's regular denizens-of-the-deep... A back-bar beauty that's sure to enhance any Exoti-cadet's Tiki Hut, Grotto Bar, Bait Shack, or Wherever you and your maties like to hoist a fin in fun! (Ah, that Guillaume..., he was never quite the same after his visit to YoYo Island...)

This laser-cut high-quality 24" x (approx.) 16" metal sign is made for the Trader by Reedyville Goods on 22-gauge steel, and is really quite a catch! Cunningly pre-drilled, and ready to mount! Don't let this be 'the one that got away' -- reel 'er in while you can...!

~ "Gill VS Finn" ~

18" x 24" Official Promo Poster

Got your ticket to The Fights tonight?

Let your mates know where to get

in on the action...!

~ "Twilight Jungle Cruise" ~

30" x 20" Collectible Poster

Keep the spirit of idiotic -- um, epic, adventure on the front-burner

with our very tasty "Twilight Jungle Cruise" Large Poster...

~ "Fabu-Fabu" ~

18" x 24" Collectible Poster

Fan of fine literature? No one will suspect it when they see

this famous dust-jacket repro in Your Tiki Hut...!

('Suitable for framing or wrapping fish.')

~ "Isn't There An ISLAND*" ~

30" x 20" Collectible Poster

"Isn't There An Island -- *For People Like You"...? Good question!

Attract other brain-damaged--, um, like-minded castaways

with this epic tiki hut draft-stopper!

(The Answer is -- Aye, Maties...!)

YoYo Island's

~ "2025 'Totally-Gone-YoYo' Calendar" ~

'Round-the-Clock and 'Round-the-Calendar, you'll find a delightfully demented

new place to visit on YoYo Island every month...! So gaff this sumptuous

collection of splashy eyewash out of the drink and dare to show everybody

else in the Psych Ward you've "Totally Gone YoYo" -- all year 'round...!

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Our outlandish outlet for Official "YoYo Island" Souvenirs, featuring fine Flotsam & Jetsam for the dementedly-discriminating Tropical Explorer with a taste for YoYo's unique online oddball environs...!

Come aboard, and let ol' "Trader Lymin" Swag-You-Up for Your next Round-The-Clock Adventure on the wackiest island in the world – “YoYo Island” ( https://yoyoisland.com )…!